SENIOR CLASS OF 1977 LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT

 

I, MIKE WILLIAMS being of warped mint and alight body do hereby bequeath my fortune ($3.27) to Tony for his next six‑pack, my locker to anyone who wants it, and my services to any girl who missed the opportunity.

I, Shirley Nelson being of resting mind and busy body do hereby bequeath to Margaret Thompson all if my flat shoes so she will finally be eye to eye with Scott, to Mr. McCauly a never completed price survey, to Mrs. Josey, the hope the Srs. win Powderpuff next year, and to AHS the hope that Mike and Amy will someday graduate.

I, MELINDA WASSON being of small body and voluptuous body do hereby bequeath my “dent proof” car to my little sister, the ability to endure one more year to Donna, my wonderful sense of humor and eternal gratefulness to Steve huggy Bear' to Jill, a pair of boxing gloves, and Todie and Bec the patience to endure the Annual.

I, MARK DAVENPORT, being of inebriated mind and unfulfilled body do hereby bequeath to the tennis team, Miss Young, and to Jimbo my abilities to ski and fix bikes, and last but not least to Laurie Loage I leave 4 empty rolls of toilet paper to wrap you own house.

I, WESLY COWART being of over worked mind and            body to hereby bequeath to my health teacher, Miss Johnson all my notes over V.D. and to my brother, my parking space in the North parking lot, that always seemed to be taken.

I, JOE WOLLAM being of unsure mind and more body do hereby bequeath to my redneck friend Harry all the tact of a chocolate covered mule. If I have something more worth receiving, just fight over it.

I, MIKE PRYOR being of little mind and shrinking body do hereby bequeath my “mint” condition 98 to Pam "Shortnin' Lawrence, along with the 98 'shuttle service". Also, to Linda Griffin my green sweatshirt with numeral '51', and "McBeggars can't be choosers on the back.

I, CHRISTIE LIPSCOMB being of sophisticated mind and shrunken body do hereby bequeath my illegal parking place to my brother Kenneth, and all my wild weekend habits to Karen G. to Shari S. my brains to get through her senior year.

I, STEVE GRIFFIN being of sound mind and large body do hereby bequeath my 1937 King Sousaphone to James Fleming, (it plays a low octave), the faithful Trans Am to Tom and Barry and my love to the maid.

I, DANIEL DAVISON being of drunkened mind and staggering body do hereby bequeath all my agonies of taking some classes twice to those ? teacher's who I got to know real well. Even Poetry Class.

I, C0NNIE RUD being of disillusioned mind and disclaimed body do hereby bequeath Greg a Senior year as Enlightening as he made mine and a year's supply of medium Tabs to Lacy.

I, PEGGY COCHRAN being of dilapidated mind and blown up body do hereby bequeath my ability to take the strains of being a senior to my best friend Kim and leave all Miss Gondra's health notes to my brother Alan when he gets in High School.

I DEBBIE FRAZER being of strong mind and weak body do hereby bequeath all of my creative writing to Kathy Britt. All of my worries to Kay Britt and last but not least all of my energy left from walking at lunch to Suzette Davis.

I, MARK COOPER being of weary mind and beaten body do hereby bequeath to Ben Cooper my ability to get in and out of trouble.

I, TED DUNNAM being of never mind and Pea body do hereby bequeath that I leave my Journalistic inability and 30‑foot set shot to anyone who feels that they can conquer either or both.

I, Rebecca Stevens being of overworked mind and flat body do hereby bequeath to Violet Johnson all short nailed people in town to do manicures on, Kathy Dahl my ability to be early and to all AHS students ‑‑ my health.

I, Donald Leonard being of deranged mind and paltry body can’t afford to bequeath anything to anybody. I need everything I can get. All donations appreciated.

I, Brian Nelson being of unindoctrihated mind and depleted body do hereby bequeath my accounting ability and Mrs. H. to Rosemary, my eraser to Kay for VOE, my good times and memories to Chuck, Donna Wilson and Kirkpatrick.

I; Ronnie Rozacky being of blown mind and crashed‑out body do hereby bequeath a set of curb feelers to Deputy Dave so he can modulate, and to the auto body shop I leave Sherm.

I, Jeff Baker being of worn‑out mind and water‑logged body, do hereby bequeath all my hunting and fishing gear to who ever wants it.

I, Kathleen Mellornat being of unbelievable mind and miniature body do hereby bequeath Mrs. Wall to Junior BOE, Mr. Hascke to the lucky Juniors, and the rest I save for Bruce and me.

I, B.J. Alexander being of stoned mind and of taken body do hereby bequeath to Susan my token stone and to Randy R. my box.

I, B.J. ALEXANDER being of stoned mind and of taken body do hereby bequeath to Susan my token stone and to Randy K. my box.

I, ROGER Goguen being of stoned mind and --- body do hereby bequeath water balloons to Mr. Hascke, all demerits to Kenneth, collection of admits to Neil, all good times to the girls and guys of AHS.

I, Vickie Cave being of bored mind and ridiculous body do hereby bequeath one bottle of hair straightened to Theresa) my Bambi eyes to Curtis, all 7 of my illegal parking tickets to Mike' a bottle of Head and Shoulders to James and finally, I leave my body to Yul Brenner.

I, Peggy Ables, being of small mind and even smaller body, do hereby bequeath to Brenda; Sheila, and Sandy, every Friday night out with whatever they can handle. All the luck to Lori and Lisa and AHS to my three sisters.

I, Ryan Harris being of bionic mind and depleted body do hereby bequeath ,u answer books to John Dupre, my wit and charm to Chad, Renee, James Snyder and Co., to all I give what is left of my teachers and my incredible luck.

I, Glenn Wayne KRAMPOTA being of Maoist mind and Marxist body do hereby bequeath my autobiography, “Evidently Not Qualified for National Honor Societh” to Debate's Lorenzato and Lowe. To Christine's, Smith and Fesperman, I leave my wit, unless this is a legally‑binding document, whereupon I take it back. And to Ms. Harvey, I leave my journalistic abilities for some other budding reporters.

I, Lynn McDaniel being of sneaky" mind and "snakey'' body do hereby bequeath Rat Crawford the ability to sleep on NHS buses; Mr. McCauley‑‑ "sneaky Snakes' as his nickname, Miss Earthing ‑‑ my molded vegetables, to AHS‑‑ the twins.

I, LEA ANN PEAVY being of little mind and even less body do hereby bequeath love and luck to my little brother David, the job of future deadline days to Divonna and Chris, and to Catharine, Sandra, DeeDee, Sherry Tina, Marty, Ginger, and Jan the big “KK”.

I, BEVERLY HOWARD being of stoned mind and Double S body do hereby bequeath to David Dailey‑ lotsa luck and 'exciting'' assemblies, to Panda Bear--’SS’,, to Linda Griffin ‑‑my street address (wishful thinking) And algae infested flute, to Joel Riggs‑­prayers to pass health and not get tickets, and to Steve‑‑ everything left with love.

I, MARK GARCIA being of an extremely nasty mind and Mr. Universe body do hereby bequeath Glenda Ross, for next years Biology class, and my Gymnastic talent, To Jimbo I leave Miss Young for 3 years.

I, RICKY A. FAULKNER being of nasty mind and overused body do hereby bequeath all my drafting skills to Mr. Huffman, and to those still in Drafting. And also, all my love to Annette (It's never too late.)

I, CHUCK GERLOVICH being of disturbed mind and bumbling body do hereby bequeath to Bruce Pickett the right to harass J.H. in Band and to Mr. Salyer a volume control for 0a megaphone.

I, MARK MESSER being of mezerized mind and remaining body do hereby bequeath all my off periods and lunches to anyone deserving and all my monthly editions of "Healthy Attitudea Toward School" to some future "freak."

I, RICKY CANNETTI being of     mind and unstable body do hereby bequeath nothing to nobody except maybe my Grabber ability to tell the difference between good looking girls and ugly ones.

I, GLORIA RODRIGUEZ being of blank mind and brown body do hereby bequeath my parking space to Cristy Salinas for her spitfire and the space in front in case she can't find reverse again.

I, RICKEY L. LOFTON being of sound mind and sane body do hereby bequeath Tommy Cloudt the ability to etraten out his hair with 1000 bottles of afro‑sheen hair conditioner, to be used three time daily. DOCTOR'S ORDERS'

I, TAMMY POLK being of dingy mind and sufficient body do hereby bequeath‑to my sister all of my old civics notes so she can learn that there's at least one hard subject left for her to take. To Lauri at lease one of Waynes old friends. And last but not at all least, my love to Wayne.

I, DOUG, DODSON being of pus filled mind and rancid body do hereby bequeath to Christine everything I have, except for my complete collection of Beatle albums, I leave those to Mrs. Harvey. To A.H.S. I leave everything it gave me' NOTHING.

I, WANDA NOLEN being of unpredictable mind and scrawny body do hereby bequeath my rubber boots that Luke willed to me, to Bud Kennedy so he can wad through all the mud and blank that comes about physically and literally in the FFA and all the good things to Sheila. Pool and my brother Greg.

I, Gina Dotson being of mixed up mind and dismembered body do hereby bequeath all my tardies in first period to Linda, My P.C.'s to Donna, my scattered brain to Roxanne, and all my lonely nights to Darlene because blondes have more fun.

I, Joey Kershner being of lustful mind and ready to boogie body do hereby bequeath my wild Friday nights to Greg, my broken can to Bobby, the Acappella choir to Kyle and all the funny people and everything to Donna.

I, Lee Ann Hoskins being of warped mind and shattered body do hereby bequeath the remains of my car to my sister ‑ Kay, also my driving ability.

I, Desiree England being of little mind and questionable body do hereby bequeath my ability to get parking tickets the first day of school to Mark and to Diane, Joel, Brad and Clay all the "good times" at AHS.

I, Tami Purdom being of twisted mind and bowlegged body do hereby bequeath my Kikker conversion and good times to DAaryl, Bryan, and Starla; and love to Emmett.

I, LESA ALFORD being of warped mind and withered body do hereby bequeath my Marlboro Lights to Cris, my ability to skip school and not get caught to Me Me, and all the fun nights at the Round up in Simonton to Donnie, Debbie and Peggy.

I, MARLENE AULIE being of wasted mind and extra body do hereby bequeath all my knowledge to m, brother  (he needs it ); my dieting skills and goes humor to Tammi Orrell and A.H.S. 4 more Allie's to follow through.

I, RANDY TAHTINEN being of relieved mind and exhausted body do hereby bequeath my armwrestling and boxing ability to Chris C., my fast wit on come‑backs and put‑downs to Zack T. and last but not least my home‑run hitting ability to Jamie Symon.

I, SUZANNE FERGUSON being of undiscovered body and discovered body do hereby bequeath, to Tim‑‑ My midget to run away from in; To Tina B. a 2 year‑supply of chocolate malts; to Bev‑‑ a bottle of clear water; to Laurie‑‑ a drivers license; to Brenda ‑ ‑my ability to keep a straight face and to key to the "Art Room"

I, ELMOR ENKELDORP being of hopeless mind and hopeless body do hereby bequeath musical talent‑to Black Rose , hair to McCauley, my jokes to Mr. Longest, good health to Ms. Condra, the fickle finger of fate to A.H.S.

I, BOBBY DIAZ being of scattered mind and solid body do hereby bequeath to Buck, money for his front teeth to be straightened, to Orland illegal parking space on Adoue, and the best of luck to them and to my neighbor, Mary Ann., and especially Susie.

I, LYNN BENNETT being of less mind and lesser body do hereby bequeath three things. First, the rhythm section to Theim, Steve and Laurie, Second my Gumby imitations to Oupre, Third, There is no third thing.

I, JOANIE GIBSON being or wasted mind and resinated body do hereby bequeath some of my height and falsies to Sheila, my papers to Karen, my clothes to Gale, and my wedding rings to Julie and Jeanie.

I, LYNN WRITTEN being of deteriorated mind and determined body do hereby bequeath Fred Jr. my dirty band socks, my dried out Biology II cat to the sub, Divonna I leave the good times and memories, and to A.H.S., I Leave.

I, BRUCE HEILEMAN being of sound mind and well body do hereby bequeath all my love to Kathy. My basic .techniques and procedures of wood working to Gary and David. I leave my skill. in Tennis to Howard Riley.

I, STEVE WOODWARD, being of tried mind and weak body do hereby bequeath all my worldly possessions and dirty clothes to my little sisters.

I, WILLIAM MEHORNAY, being' of hearty mind and good‑looking body do hereby bequeath my good posture and thrifty acts bb the entire building trade class including

I, FRED NORREGAUD being of sound mind and slim body do hereby bequeath the dent in my car to Pat, and all my poems to Peggy.

I, BOBBY NAVARRO being of drunken mind and muscular body do hereby bequeath to my brother, 2 sisters and cousins, my ability to get in trouble at school without my mom finding out; and to Dennis Knight and Rusty Wilson my ability to paint the water tower and stay in shape during track season.

I, NANCY SUCHOCKI being of Worm‑infested mind and bruised Body do hereby bequeath my pickled brain to Biology students, a beautiful specimen of a pickled ulcer to M104, to Laurie, two "Worm”less years at AHS and to Terry, well maybe.

1, MARY BARKER being of enervated mind questionable body do hereby bequeath Glamour to Shawna Legg tile ability to control David L. on Debate tips to Gary L and David J.; and unused tardies to brother Bobby.

I, EDWARD CHAPMAN being of sound mind and no body do hereby bequeath my Job to Karla and my grades to Eron.

I, MELODY YANCEY being of suntanned body and deranged college educated mind leave Gay Mc Nutt my ability to jump from one sport to another, Kay Hoskins I leave my many words for Women’s rights in sports, and to my mother I leave my parking sticker and parking place in the Horse‑shoe so Coach Balkum can give her a demerit, and Mr. Basenfelder help her out.

I, LYNN NEAL being of Harloquin Romance mind and Bobsy Twin body do hereby bequeath to Mr. Haske an incomplete third quarter ant the fact that Lewis and Coker is the better place to shop, to Christine and Divonna, the debate team tactics of baffle and B.S., and to Mark, a record of absences that can't be beaten.

I, CHRIS LAMPRECHT being of .narrow mind and wide body do hereby bequeath my ability to talk 3 hours straight to Charlotte. To Nelda, the ability to make enemies everywhere she goes. To C.A.O. ‑‑‑Thank You.

I, JUDY BREWER being of perverted mind and corrupted body do hereby bequeath MR. to Lori B., My stash to Divonna H., a fish to Bruce and Joey; Love and Luck to the Brewer twins, A good-bye to AHS.

I, TOM TSCHAR being of questionable mind and tired body do hereby bequeath the students of Alvin High School not a *#~* thing ".

I, ERNEST ROSE being of overexposed mind and underexposed body do hereby bequeath my personality to a brick, my car to A.J. Foyt, my pragmatism to Mrs. Josey and my body to Farrah.

I, TERESA PRUITT being of sound mind and worn out body do hereby bequeath the smile I had when I as a twirler, to Annette P. The rest of Alvin High School to my Little(big) brother, Mike Pruitt.

I, RITA GARCIA being od bewildered mind and rung‑out body do hereby bequeath to Margrett my tennis shoes so her feet will move quicker and to Christine a new stomach for she has worn out her old one from laughing to much.

I, JAN HUBALEK being of deteriorating mind and exhausted body do hereby bequeath to Rebecca B. a delicious plateful of chipped beef from the Shoreham, to Kathy B a Hostess Ding‑Dong (at the right time), and my seldom‑used physics book to Robert D. and Ray C.

I, TAMI VARNELL being of depraved mind and delapadated body do hereby bequeath my ability to pass without turning anything in and my position in Mr. McCualey’s class to Seddon.

I, STEPHEN KING being of whirl pooled mind and form‑tackled body do hereby bequeath all remaining parts of n7 nose that are scattered across the practice field to any deserving football player in need of a nose job.

I, ERNEST HEYNE being of soaked mind and wasted body do hereby bequeath all of my redneck ways to Mrs. Cozad and to Miss Payte and Mrs. Wood not a ‑‑‑­(er, uh, single) thing.

I, JOHN DOUCET being of mangled mind and battered body do hereby bequeath my hammers to all you mailbox manglers, my parking place to the AHS teacher, and All my love to Diane.

I, GLEN BAKER being of illiterate mind and illegitimate body do hereby bequeath nothing to anyone who never has the chance not to have it, To the Volleyball team a case of their choice.

I, GEORGE McGINTY, being of sound mind and warped body do herby bequeath my ability to skip 4th period without getting caught to my sisters and more encouragement to Mr. Hoskins in his unbearable attempts to catch students smoking between third and fourth periods around the north annex.

I, BILLY ALSEPT being of soaked mind and waterlogged body do hereby bequeath my diving abilities to Greg Channing and Tony Nunnery our number one diving team in district.

I, NANCY MILLER being of wasted mind and tired body do hereby bequeath all my broken reeds to Brenda H., the headaches of being section leader to Paul, ant all my "good luck" to Linda G.

I, BOBBY ADAMS being of Jazzy mind and healthy body do hereby bequeath 400 broken drumsticks to the drum section, the last parking space in the stadium to Kim and everything else to Cindy.

I, LIZ RICHTER being of surpassing mind and extreme body do hereby bequeath a eloquently decorated yard to Mr. Corbett, the foul pictures on an old road with a cat to Nora, my locker and P.D.T. attacks to Susan.

I, CINDY MATS being of scattered and harassed body do hereby bequeath my tennis court temper to Cindy Sullivan and Kathy Thompson, my appreciation to Mr. Basenfelder, to Miss Young‑‑‑I 11 leave, to AHS a full entire year.

I, TAMMY HIGGINS being of a single track mind and an apparently under nourished body do hereby bequeath to Jill Faist, my ability to understand Jokes, to Shauna Turner, my great typing ability and to my little sister Pamela, my leak‑proof car, and many happy times at AHS.

I, HOWIE DANIEL being of superior mint and muscular body do hereby bequeath all my Taxidermy abilities of skinning, salting, picking, and stuffing natures varmints to Lisa Woodward, so she can do a cheap embalming Job on me when I die.

I, CHARLIE OLISON (the Kid) being of conceited mind and bumping ant boogie body do hereby bequeath my dancing ability to Timmie, Connie and Laura. My ability to catch women to Larry and to Curtis, Subrina and Barbara I leave my great personality, super human body and sex appeal.

I, JOEL TREVINO being of quiet mind and tires but able body do hereby bequeath all of my uneaten tortillas and beans to my brother Ben and Frankie and my Civic surveys , which I never did to my Freshman sisters.

I, MONA LISA MORGAN being of deranged mind and desiring body do hereby bequeath my bump‑n‑boogie to Christie, the VICA celebration to K.C. and Karen, my first name to teachers who still call me "Mona" and my love to Gary.

I, RICKY BARRETT being of void mind and virile body do hereby bequeath to Mr. McCauley the hair on my lips which is more than the hair on his head, to Me. Farthing my "little brother, Ray", and to the B.B. team the hopes of a District championship. To Julie, since I cannot leave her anything, I guess I'll take her with me.

I, SCOTT O. HILL being of dirty mind and forbidden body do hereby bequeath my beginner French horn to Robert Vaughn, who needs it, the "Country Roads" solo to Kelly Yarbro, ant my cat to Kathy to take care of.

I, TEDDY MEINKE being of one track mind and MUSCULAR body do hereby bequeath to Brian Green my durable ability in the 880 and another year with his daddy. To my track coach, any equipment he may need for next year.

I, SPENCER CHAFFIN JR. being of dirty mind and sexy body do hereby bequeath my dirty Jock and spot on the bench to Stanley, my good times in AHS: TO Tammi, and to Patti ,I leave all my LOVE and hope for the future.

I, JERRY HUMBIRD being of abused mind and over worked body do hereby bequeath all my ability and know how to T.C. A.C.; also to Panzana Puga the ability to get out of work during football practice.

I, TRUDY TAYLOR being of week mind and overweight body do hereby bequeath nothing to nobody cause I aint got nothin' except my Willie Nelson T‑shirt which goes to Mr. McCauley may he always remember me.

I, CRAIG ALLEN being of deranged mind and crooked body do hereby bequeath to all that follow behind me, my vast knowledge and ability in the destruction and complete totalization of trucks.

I, BOBBY JONES being of superlative mind and reddened body do hereby bequeath a half to Cat, one million gees to Love, my "after high school" shaven hair to J.C., and the ability to turn red to anyone who wants it.

I, SCOTT YARBRO being of an unconfirmed mend ant decaying body do hereby bequeath my luck at math contest to Greg Bird, my earring to John Dupre, and Mozart's care to my baby sister.

I, JOE CRAFT being of subversive mind and illegitimate body 'do hereby bequeath to Pam L., my sports car, to T.S. & B.S. a pair of matching caps, to Lisa B. 1O free visits to the hut, and to all of the "Molers", I leave the mashed potatoe sauce.

I, MIKE BARRETT being of s fanned mind and sound body do hereby bequeath all of my old bent nails to Angel Adams, and all my civics notes (Got help U8) to ABLE Santa Maria.

I, THOMAS KRAMPOTA being of immoral mind and masculine body do hereby bequeath my old german homework to Kathy Mcleod, all my notes to Charles Krampota, my ability to throw books down the stair well and not get caught to Steve Herman.

I, DARLENE BRIGHT being of drifting mind and married body do hereby bequeath to John Bright, half the grade on our Foxfire research plus the slides I took of him at the motorcross races, in return for a ride in his new Ford van.

I, BERNIE REPKA being of sound mind and superior body do hereby bequeath all my Charley Pride tapes to my brother Danny, second base to any crazy fool who wants it, and my legs to whoever may want them.

I, TOM WILSON being of deranged mind and degrading body do hereby bequeath Gypsie to John Dupre and Harold Peterson, my creativity to Barry, my bicycle to Mr. Long, my stud looks to Buddy, and my stop signs to Jay.

I, DARLA MATHENY being of fettle mind and no body do hereby bequeath all my test scores to my brother Lowell and my very "interesting" Civics class to all the lucky Juniors.

I, TERRY DAY being of strung‑out mind and wrung‑out body do hereby bequeath to Glenda my ability to grow long fingernails, to Gale‑‑AIL my empty Booze bottles, to Carol‑‑Love health & happiness. To Christie Ribb I leave Fred and a pair of 6 inch wedge shoes.

I, JODI UNDERWOOD being of shallow mind and heavy body do hereby bequeath my smart­aleck abilities to Kathy and Alice and to Able Santa Marie I leave the memories of our rides in Kim's Volkswagen at lunch.

I, KARL BUETTNER being of drunk mind and sober body do hereby bequeath my shoes to the O'Brien Ski Co. and donate my bent beer cans to the incapacitated children who want to go to college.

I; DONNA McCAULEY being of childish mind and womanly body do hereby bequeath my demerits for tangible courtship to Mr. Basenfelder, and to next years SR.’S, I leave my father.

I, JULIE SMITH being of defeated mind and depleted body do hereby bequeath determination to the varsity volleyball team to cope with the "Big MAC Attack," a bronzed shot put to Jodi Sweeny to remember good times, love‑and strength to the cheerleaders and to two close friends‑‑courage. Lastly to Mr. Leflore a frultcake full of memories'.

I, ALISA GOODWIN being of willing mind and energetic body do hereby bequeath all the old. wigs and wiglets to Mr. Basenfelder. Everybody needs hair and cures.

  I, DANNY WILSON being of screaming mind and puny body do herehy bequeath my chops to Louie and Craig so they can scream, and to Mr. Salyer I leave 4 years worth of empty value oil bottles in his yard.

I, CATHY BENOIT being of corrupted mind and skinney body do hereby bequeath to Alane my ability to drive‑when others can't, to Karen my tennis racket with the hole in it and to Shari I leave a pie.

I, SUSAN KLOECKER being of not much mind and weak body do hereby bequeath my seat in the baseball stands to Billye and Debbie, to Laurie a weekend at Concordia J.C., and to Doug & James better luck with older women.

I, DANIEL PEREZ JR. being of sound mind and fantastic body do hereby bequeath my kiddie outfit to Rosemary and my tennis skills to John.

I, GLENN FOSTER, being of cosmic mind and celestial body do hereby bequeath nothing since I am merely a figment of everyone’s imagination and did not exist in the first place.

I, Mike Richardson being of questionable mind and tangible body do hereby bequeath the presidency of SHR to W. O.(Bill), my zeroxed homework to Mr. L Longest, a coke to Grabber, to AHS nothing, to Debbie I leave me.

I, Michelle Summervill being of tired mind and wrecked bodY do hereby bequeath all my hard studing and good times to Debbie Carter, all the guys ,worth looking at to Lori Renfroe mud all my love to Bubba

I, Lollie Tyler being of empty mind and wrung‑out body do hereby bequeath to Darla and Margaret what is left of my tennis belongings in hopes they will carry them.

I Wanda Costellow Being of Sound mind land healthy body do hereby bequeath my back seat in VOE to the next. month in VOE II. My good 'times to Paulette, Cheryl and Peggy. My love to Gary.

I, DON RHODES being of wrecked mind and destroyed body do hereby bequeath to leave 500,000 cases of Hefty Trash Bags to Mrs. Farthing. My parking place to my sister Kim. My table in the sub to my sister Melanie place and my place in the library to Frank and Perry . May they always harrass each other.

I, MICHAEL DILLON being of drained mind and worn out body do hereby bequeath to my sister the only available parking space at 8:00 and my jogging shoes to get to class from it, and lastly but certainly least, to anyone who can open it, I leave my locker.

I, STEVEN DAVENPORT being of bloated mind and discrimative body do hereby bequeath my motorcycle muffler to Mrs. Farthing for her mouth, (believe me) and the key to the dorm of the retired brain surgeons of America.

I, RONNIE BARKER being of stupored mind and depleted body do hereby bequeath my mailbox demolishing bricks to Steven, my beer tabs to Raymond C., and my Algebra knowledge and everything else to Debbie.